Well its 1935 or there abouts
It was bombed during the war, and patched up with plasticine and blu-tack
The interior guttering is a unique feature, which is eh...caused by the raging damp
But Latimer and Haines are supplying windscreen wipers for your television set
You've got Otter traps in the cellar, and a free aqualung course at the local 'tec college
Well I'm not saying its damp of course. But if the water levels rise anymore you could find yourself selling a house boat in a couple of years
Are you trying to tell us there is a problem with the damp?
No what I'm really trying to say sir is that this is the best house i have ever sold
I mean I dont need to do a hard sell from this, look at it, its terrific
I`ll tell you what I`ll do
I`ll let you in and you can have a look round on your own and what? I`ll come back in about fifteen minutes, Ok?
I tell you, if this house don't sell itself, I'm a monkeys uncle
*When the moon hits your eye like a big-a pizza pie, thats amore*
*When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore*
*Bells'll ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling and you'll sing "Vita bella"*
*Hearts'll play tippi-tippi-tay, tippi-tippi-tay, like a gay tarantella*
*When the stars make you drool just-a like pasta fazool, that's amore*
*When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet, you're in love*
*When you walk in a dream but you know you're not dreamin', signore*
*'scusa me, but you see, back in old Napoli, that's amore*
*Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-lingting-a-ling-a-ling And you'll sing "Vita bella"*
*Hearts will play tippi-tippi-tay, tippi-tippi-tay, like a gay tarantella*
*When the stars make you drool just like pasta fazool, that's amore*
*When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet, you're in love*
*When you walk in a dream but you know you're not dreaming, signore*
*'scusa me, but you see, back in old Napoli, that's amore*
Go on, go on my son, go on, go for it
Yeah, hit the bugger. Fuck you.
Wankers
Tossers
I.C.C. I.C.C. I.C.C.
I.C.C. I.C.C.
Transgressed the unwritten law this has
Can you do anything with those scratches?
Sorry boss
Ta
It's not on, this, y'know Bex
It's all in hand Nunk
Ta-ra
See ya later
That is well out of order
You don't let people treat you like shit, I learned that in the army You sort it out there and then otherwise they'll shit on you every other minute of the day
Well you tell him then
Don't you worry, I'll sort Bexy out
Very funny son, very funny
Alright hold it, hold it down, hold it down
What you having girls? Heart attack if you're paying shorty
Got him Shut up, now do you want to try the tactful approach or are you tired of living?
Well I'll have a pint of Drambuie if you're flush Aitch
Flush? Me? Look at me wodge, I got loads of money, loads of money
Give us some of that money mate
Oi, did you find anything interesting when you were crawling up around Bexys anal passage?
Nah, only your rasta cat man
Bluud klatt, me wonder where me leave that thing y'know
Where's me boy, oi Nocka, Nocka come on
Alright, what you having?
Vodka and Tonic
What you want Snowy?
Hey, I`ll have a Babychamp
Right, thats three Lager Tops
What do you want JC? -Lager
Trig? Snakebite Aitch
and a Snakebite for Rambo
Hey hold up look
I had to bring me girlfriend
Come on girls, give us a flash
Come on boys get a load of this
We are cheeky girls
Get your tits out, get your tits out, get your tits out for the boys
Get your tits out for the boys
Oi
You wanna T-Cut that
Dont be bleeding stupid
Nah, rub it down first should be alright
I dont believe you sometimes, it needs a new skin that does
Oh, like spending money do you son?
Yeah well when you've got it Dad
Yeah well I hope you gave him a bloody good kicking thats all I can say
Nah I'm just going to forget it
If I was you I would go round his gaff and pour break fluid all over his paint work, see how that goes down
Dad I know what I'm doing, I've got me reasons, alright, shut up
Darling
Beloved
When one has finished making love to the car, does one wish to carve or not
Well one would but ones got turps all over ones hands
Super
Cheer up Dad
You alright Yes he is
Hello babes
Hello darling
Why don't we let them take Sammy down the park for a bit
What, let my mum stuff him full of sweets
Well that's what Grandparents are supposed to do, isn't it
Yeah one or two
but the rate the old girl stuffs them down his neck, I'm surprised shes got time to take them out the bleeding packet
Oh well it was just an idea
I thought I might let you stick your willy up me
That's a nice idea, isn't it
Have you got any drawers on
Oh blimey, suspenders
Hello Bill, you seen the motor
Bexy
Oh Trig you bastard, this aint the bleeding boozer you know
You got your Inlaws playing in the garden, I didn't expect to find you having it off in the living room, did I
We were not having it off
What you want anyway
We gotta do him Bexy, tonight
You can't let people treat you like shit
Alright Trig mate, calm down
Well look at it
I've been looking at it, I've seen it mate
That is well out of order
Trigger, Trigger, look at me son, look at me
Do I look concerned
No you don't, you should
Its all in hand mate
now cool out guy y'know
heart attack time
Well ta-ta then
A cup of tea would of been nice
Give my love to your mum
Have you brought his nappy with you
Nah we can't get them, the Buccaneers must of used them all up
Piss off
Shut up, shut your mouth
Listen, we aint been in Europe for three years, right In two weeks time there's going to be half of Europe waiting in Germany for us
So
Oh no reason Oboe you leery prat
Is, Is there anyone in
Look I know they don't cover It in the Beano, so I'll tell you what's been happening
I've seen it
There's over 4,000 Dutch booked in for Germany for a start
4.000 Oboe you micro moron
This is not a bunch of tulip growers on a day trip to the Munich beer festival
These geezers are coming tooled up, and 12 car workers from Birmingham with their brains in their right hand aint gonna do nothing
If we sell them a British car the poor bastards will be stranded there for life
Listen, listen
If we don't stick together they're going to have us on our toes before we even get off the Harwich Ferry
Sounds like your'e running scared already Bexy boy
That's funny
Dumb animals aren't supposed to speak, are they
Animal I might be, dumb I ain't
Did you win this morning
I always win Yeti, you should know that by now
Thats funny, it didn't look like it to me
It looked like we walked into your back yard and tinted your windscreen and nobody lifted a finger
What are you two slags going on about
Our friend from the Bucaneers here thinks that driving a car across a football pitch at 50 mph means he's had a result
Shows imagination though, don't it
Yeah well I suppose it would to you Yeti
I mean when you've got the intellectual capacity of a lump of jelly I should think anything shows imagination, don't you
Are you two slags going to bitch all night, 'cause we got a train to catch, ok
Now are you going to tell us about this mega plan of yours or what
It's simple Oboe, even you and Snow White might get the drift
If we don't stick together they're going to trample all over us
Told you, he's running scared
Am I wasting my time here or what
Look, I'm recruiting for a national firm, do you want in or what
and don't tell me, you want to be top girl
There you are Oboe, I told you it was simple enough for you to grasp, who's a clever little girl then
Oh you make me sick you cockneys, always think you've got the right to run things
Nah nah nah, you couldn't run a piss up in a brewery
You're a joke, I'm off
Oh what's a matter love, getting too late for you is it
Here Nunk, ring room service and get Oboe his warm milk, it's well past his bedtime
I aint following a bunch of thumb suckers
You want to run a national firm friend you put your arse in gear behind us, right
Oh what with your track record you'd need an A to Z to find a bog
Well at least I wont be on it all night shitting meself
Listen this is a fact right, past 2 seasons right, we have rumbled everyone in here
Bollocks , bollocks
Have a look at this Cliffy, we got pigs flying over here
Hold up, alright, look, ten of you, ten of us
You take us out with just the top boys about an then you can take us on tour sunshine
Ditto
Dildo mate, the word is dildo, you are a pair of dildos
Listen friend, if we want to go tulip picking we'll go with me as top boy
and if you want to stop us, then you'll have to come and rumble us
Alright
and when you two shirt lifters are finished
Well it can come down to us
I'll leave you with the I.C.C. motto
We come in peace, we leave you in pieces
Bollocks
Do you want your spanking now
You, Oboe
Tuesday
You
Blondie
Saturday
Look over your shoulders girls
Pieces, pieces, pieces
I.C.C. I.C.C. I.C.C.
Oh ta-ra mate, here, say hello to Gus for me
He owes me a fiver
Is that you Clive
Well I hope so, otherwise your'e being burgled
Do you want a cup of tea love
Yeah lovely
Is there any hot water Mum
Yeah
Clive, Sue rang earlier, she wants to know what time you'll be home
Eh about half eight
Alright then
Yeti
Oboe
You on for tommorrow night then?
Oh its a bit short notice isn't it
You'd of found out last night if you'd of turned up
Well I'm very sorry Mr Bissell
But if it comes to a choice between having a drink with a load of hooligans and getting my end away, you come a very poor second chief
Which reminds me, don't forget I was supposed to be with you, right
Oh yeah, how did you get on
Well when I got her out the Light I changed my mind
Ho ho, thats an original way of saying you didn't get anywhere
She was a dog
I'm telling you Bex every woman has the right to be ugly, but this one just abused the priviledge
Yeah well never mind my son
Listen I just might accidentally let my tongue slip if you don't get up a posse for tommorrow night
Yeah alright, I'm in, I'm in
Look I'll take the new motor, right
Yeah 4.30 there
What
Well its an element of surprise isn't it
Ah its alright for you isn't it
You can just pretend you're selling an Arab a garage for fifty grand, I get missed if i do a bunk
Whats a matter with you
Latimer, twelve o'clock, Hythe
Yeah bollocks, trouble Simon, I gotta go, see ya there, 4.30 on the dot
We must distinguish I think between the bovver boy, yobbo type hooligans, so representative of the 1970s
and todays more sophisticated, more disciplined hooligans
Most of them have jobs, infact some of them have quite skilled jobs
and quite a comfortable lifestyle
Basically I see it as a kind of search for meaning
An attempt to validate their lives, give it significance
Why don't he just tell them we like hitting people
wank wank wank he's a tosser
Oi, you'll wake the baby up
Sorry Sue, it was Nunky
No it was all of us
Can you turn that down a bit please
Yeah its finished anyway, a load of crap
What's happening tommorrow then?
Well you can get yourself over to Simes for about midday, you can go in the car
Oh why can't I come on the train Bex
Because, you are an under 5 and you're not allowed to play on the chuff-chuff
and anyway, you always turn up with no money and muggins here ends up paying for you, that's why
So, you've got to pay for the best boss
Besides, you make the first class carriages look a mess son
How can a man who wears rejects from an oxfam shop have a go at him
Leave it Trigger
Ok, you can come with us, but no jeans, bring your sweets and don't forget your pocket money
Yo!
Is she coming?
Yeah, sure thing boss
No come on Bexy, no Passengers eh
We're taking you aren't we
Piss off
Stunned to the core with another witty reply
You can piss off in all Nunk
Two in a row, how d'you think them up Trig
Oi give it a rest will you, you'll only wake the kid
He'll have it on his toes Bexy, I'm telling you
So you want to go to Europe do you Dominic?
Yeah
Yeah, if I can raise the cash
Oh isn't that sweet
You'll have to get bloodied first
You ever been tatooed?
No
Virgin eh?
What you looking at?
I can see you
It's alright
We gotta give him the mark, haven't we son
Dominic, I would like you to meet, a very old freind of mine and yours
Put your hands together for
Stanley
Nah, you aint gonna do it with that are you?
Well now, we all had to son
Bet you're glad you brought your brown trousers, int you Dominic
Jesus
He won't help ya
Come one, come on up you get
Get a hold of that
Well go on then
Its poisonous that is
If that gets into your bloodstream you could be dead in the morning
Yeah, you lot are still walking aren't you
You plonker
What a wally
What a muppet
You little plonker
Will you shut up
Yeah
and the Duchess of York outshone them all, with an outfit that was easier to admire than to describe
and even to seasoned Royal watchers this was a special occassion
it was the hottest ticket in tinsel town.......
Alright?
Oh there's nothing wrong with us
Is something wrong with him?
Yeah he's still teething isn't he
Oh, are you still teething little darling?
That'll be teeth thats biting on Mummys nipple eggs
Well ive got to have a reserve haven't I ? I mean you're never here to do it
Oh dear, Mummy's being sarcastic again, shall we be witty back? Eh shall we tell her to piss off?
Bex, don't
Shall we tell her piss off?
Lets tell Mumsy to piss off, go on Piss off
Oh Bex, see, oh don't, he's starting to say it now
Anyway I'm glad your pissing off tonight, at least I'll get a bit of peice and quiet that way
What was all the cold shoulder bit for then? Piss off
Don't, don't tell him what Daddy does
and it ain't good for you to get you in my hair all the time, is it
It wouldn't have to be a bleeding miracle
You must think I'm stupid or something
Well if you want the truth or the diplomatic answer
You ain't playing tonight
I never said I was, thats my cheek yeah, I'm screwing Jacinta again
Well I told you
She can't get enough of me, 12 inch willy, working class, some little yuppies dream come true, eh isn't it darling
Well it's a shame I aint a yuppie then isn't it
You're my bit of rough change, aint you
Don't stay out all night will you Nah it's just a quick in an out job this
Oh well whoever she is tell her she's got my sympathys
Oh very funny, Your Mums funny, your Mums funny sunny "innit", give Mum a kiss, goodbye
Give us a kiss, Daddy loves you, Daddy loves you doesn't he
Say Daddy, say Daddy, Daddy
Right I'll see ya Don't be late
Look look look look, yeah cunt, yeah look at his face
You forgot to kiss her goodbye Beef Shut up
Here what's all this, what's all what, this, Beefys Mum's a slapper, Beefys Mum's a slapper, Beefys Mum's a slapper, lalalala
Belt up and shut up
Hornchurch boys we are here, we rape your women and we drink your beer, la la la la lalalalala Hornchurch boys are big and strong
Alright mate
Yeah can I have 3 adults and 1 child to Birmingham Yew Street please
That's first class
That's 178 pounds and 50 pence please Sir That'll do nicely thank you
Oh hang about, here's Adolph
Triggsy boy
Yo Alright
I'm off to get a paper, see ya later
I see you brought your boyfreind then Aitchey poo, eh
Well I dont like to leave him at home, he pines for me and scratches the door, know what I mean Triggsy
He's gonna piss off as soon as the ruck starts, y'know that don't ya
Look Triggsy, if it's good enough for you it's good enough for him
You little bastard, I'll have you, I'll have you
Yusef, over here, oi Yusey boy, come on then, come on mate get over here
Come on son, come on boy, come on mate, get down here, over here, what's he got on his head, cor blimey, gogogo, oh what a hero
Where've you been Well I had to go to school "innit", well I didn't want to get into trouble did I
You got your homework with you son
What's this
Celtic...What have we got to do with Scotland son
It's P.M.T.
Well what's that Pre match tension
A cup of tea Got to make this one a quickie lads
It's funny you should say that, yeah go on Beef
It's love
Wankers
Buccaneers
My car
Here it's just up here, We there yet Bex
Yeah we're bang on for Simon alright Where's Simon then mate
How many was there then mate There was 2.............4
Come on Simon, where are you mate
Oboe
Go
It needs stitches does this Bex
Nice of Simon to turn up, wasn't it, eh
He must of got held up
In the traffic I'll hold him up when I see him
Maybe he got a puncture
or something
You want to get that sorted out Yusef, now
Come on Dom
Come on Dom or we'll all get nicked
Come on your own did you
You didn't by any chance come on a train from London did you
Ah hitchhiked yeah
One nil to me
and your name is
Micheal Jackson
You need some more plastic surgery Micheal
Oboe
Bexy, Bexy
Grab his arm
An the other one Give us it
Come on lets go, go
Yeah cheers mate
Hello, yeah can I speak to the poof with the blonde hair
Bexy boy
So what's this then, you got a partime job as an alarm call or something
Yeah, yeah you could say that
You still got your curlers in love
Here, you spoke to your boy in the BMW lately
No, not yet, why
Nah of course he probably aint..... We had a little meet with him, didn't we, on the motorway
We fixed his motor for him, They don't half burn well them German jobs, don't they
It's getting to be a bit of a speciality with you isn't it
Smashing up cars Is that what you're planning to do in Europe
I bet there aint a BMW IN Germany that aint parked on a kerbside shitting itself already Yeti
Well at least you've finally clocked on its me that's going and not you
Listen my son, the only place you're going is the mortuary, 'cause you aint got the bottle to have it with me
I know you're well gutted Bexy 'cause you're giving it the cool one
You'll be the gutted one on Saturday, I'm gonna fillet you, you got that
You want to look over your shoulder boy
'cause I am going to engrave my name all over your arse boss
I didn't think you knew how to get down here, aint had the bottle to come before have you
Do you want directions No I`ll just stick my head out the window and follow my nose
I'll see you Saturday
Shit, come here, give it to Daddy, give it to Daddy
Sue Sue Sue
Right hospital, hospital, come on
Oh Jesus Christ Jesus Christ
I'm sorry babes, look I was on the phone
You're too fucking late Bexy
My Baby
Will you stop
Yeah yeah, I told you
When
I need the buzz
Go and buy a bloody bee hive then
That's almost funny
I've got to have him
You know that
You saw what he did to the motor
What's a matter with her
I'm not exactly flavour of the month at the moment
Yeah well the feelings not entirely alien to me Sime babe
Yeah why's that
Little Sammy, he's cut his mouth on my stanley
He alright
Oh yeah fine, loves the attention
Scared the shit out of me though
It's a mess isn't it
You had anyone look at it
No not yet, I've got to do some work on it before I get the Insurers in
Why, what you going to do
I don't know really, Billy reckons he can make it look like an electrical fault and going to burn the engine out at the weekend
What for
Make it look like an electrical fault
Well I can't just say the inside caught fire, can I, not with the engine pounded to bits
Yeah well it's vandalism isn't it
You're covered
Yeah probably
I'm going to make sure it's a complete right off
I fancy a new one
Well keep Saturday free, we'll go right after Yeti
Nah
Come on don't get depressed, that's what he wants isn't it
I dont give a toss what some thumb sucker south of the border thinks of me Bex it's getting ridiculous this is boss
Yeah, I know, so we're going to put him out of the frame aren't we
Yeah well you can do it without me
Ok
Well I did Oboe for Yusef
I might as well do the Yeti for you
Don't do nothing for me Bex, Just let it drop
What's the rush, he'll still be around next week
No he won't
Yeah alright I bottled it, so what, look if I'm going to have a ruck with someone it's because someone wants to fight me, right, simple as that
Oh what and the Yeti don't want to
No not really no
He has it on his toes all the time doesn't he, gets his kicks smahing up property, right
Sniper stuff that Bex, your car,my car
I ain't interested mate, kids stuff
Crap
I don't know why you're so keen, one more little trip down the Bailey and the next time you'll see that kid of yours you'll be a grandfather
Alright Wes mate, is Yusef in
Piss off Bissell
Oi don't get heavy with me Wesley, I'd hate to annihilate you in the comfort of your own home
Oi
Yo
Does it hurt
Happy
I'm delirious Wes, what's with you
Oh nothing man, it's really good seeing your little brother sliced up
Yeah, you want to see the other geezer
I couldn't give a shit about the other geezer
You're getting on my nerves Wesley
Oi
I don't ask him to come, right, he knows what's going down
But you stood your ground though didn't you son
Yeah me and Snowy put him out of the frame for you Ok
Oh ethnic bonding ritual, right on brother
He would be smiling right now, only it would split his cheeks open, know what I mean
Doing the Yeti Saturday
I'll come
Don't be stupid, you talk to much
Anyway, get yourself fit for Europe boss
Piss off Bex
Do you ever get the feeling you're not wanted
Take care champ
Wes mate, how can I put this
I can't
You're out of your league son
Take care Sef
The mans an animal
We've had enough of him What do you mean
Well it's no buzz is it chasing someone who has it on there toes all the time, that's fox hunting that is isn't it
I don't know what you'r talking about son
Yeah well you never saw the state of the motor did you
Oh so the big brave Hornchurch boys are bottling it are they
No I never said that, it's just pissing us off that's all
Well that's what it looks like from where I'm standing squire
Bex are we still going to sort the Yeti if Simon, Beef and that lot don't want to have him
Well someones got to fly the flag haven't they
Yeah well Beef don't seem to think so
It's all in hand Aitch
Bit of a loser all round aren't you Beef
Oh if you say so Nunky
Well I'm of to the bogs, see if I'm still man enough to have a piss
Do you want to buy my magnifying glass
No it's alright darling, I'll get someone else to help me look, it'll be more funny
Bagsy me
What's a matter with you, someone been screwing your wife again
Well someone has to
You're getting up everyones nose tonight aren't you
What're you talking about
What're you doing here anyway
Y'know if you want to bottle it Beef thats ok with me, but don't come down here and try and take the rest of the crew with you
Oh come on Bex I wouldn't do that,I was just passing
Yeah well pass off then
Confucius say, man who bottles out gets bottling, know what I mean
It's just talk Bex, I'll be there
No you won't, I'm dropping you
Take the weekend off, go fishing or something
Aahh, I don't understand, what you getting so heavy about
You're scaring up the snipers, and I need my trojan horse for Saturday
I can do with out that
and I can do without you
I didn't know
You're giving me the right raving hump my son
I make a bad enemy Beef
Avoid me
Oi feast your eyes on this, this is Mandy
Are you Clive Bissell
Yeah why
Right
Bexy mate, you've pulled there, you've had it there mate
It's your birthday isn't it
No, why
Look, do you want to hear this or not
Go on then
Shut up Nunk What is it with you
Oh
Trig
Your brains will drip like spaghetti off the end of a Bucko machete, if you're south of the border you're well out of order and you'll die at the hands of the Yeti
Oi wait a minute, wait a minute
That is well out of order right, well out of order
Well out of order Trig, take it easy
Come on, well what're we going to do about it, it's well out of order
Will I do me belly dance now
You what
Lets get something straight, when that kid is in this house he's safe, right
What're you talking about he is safe
Oh yeah yeah, most folks leave stanley knives lying around the house don't they
What're you talking about
I've had enough of your big boys games Bex Yeah yeah
Don't turn your back on me
I aint turning me back I'm getting a drink aren't I, I aint exactly fucking running away, I'm going to hear your nagging voice wherever I fucking go
Yeah too right
Look it is late, you're tired, etc etc etc
I have said I am sorry, y'know I am sorry, I am more sorry than you know
I've to put up with all this emotional crap, I don't see why
He's alright and I told you it won't happen again
He could of swallowed it, he could of poked his eye out Yeah but he never
You fucking nutter, I do not want you to carry a blade in this house, right
This is a normal house with normal people
I don't want to live with a 30 year old boot boy, you're a fucking joke
I don't see anyone laughing at me
No no you don't no they won't laugh at you, well not to your face anyway
But they laugh at me darling for putting up with you
You don't see it, but what I want to know is what's so bad about being normal eh, what's wrong with being bloody normal
I told you, I need the buzz
Well buy a bloody bee-hive then
That's almost funny that is
Oh look don't follow me about, it's like showing a punter around an house
Well stop keep walking away from me then
Right, I want you to stop and I mean it this time
I told you I will When
When you stop Stop what
When it's my corpse on the floor
You're a fucking animal, do you know that
Who me Yeah pathetic
Well I told you I have just got to have him
Right if you want to carry on like a kid you can go back to your Mothers, go on piss off
I want to live with a grown up Bex not a 30 year old hooligan
Don't give the ultimatum
I just have, you go chasing that leery git you don't stay here
Suits me
Oh, oh yeah yeah that's right, yeah go on back to your Mummys, go on, kid
Do you want to see me across the road
That's it girl, go on kick the door down, give me something to do at the weekend
Bex
What's a matter love, feeling lonely already
Shit
Oi
Hold on
Alright I'm coming
Come on hurry up
What the hell are you doing here
I've got a couple of punters with me, show them around the house
What's going on
Ain't Mum told you, you're selling up
He only looked
You staying the night
Yeah how much do you charge
Well you always did treat the place like a hotel
Your night-porters uniform could do with letting out
I'll put the kettle on
Come on then darling, open your handbag
Christmas
Well I think you're bleeding pathetic
Pater you're just the ph-ph-ph-photographer ok
In my day we would of rushed up the Old Kent road and kicked the shite out of them
All this shows is that none of you have got any bottle if you ask me
Well no one did
This is a precision raid, right
Right Yeah right
It's like cutting out a cancer
You should of done him Sunday
I said that Bill
Don't take no shit, sort them out straight away, I learned that in the army
You ever, you ever get that sort of feeling where you think you've heard something before
Shut it will you Yeah dejavu mate yeah
Nah don't use that language in front of the snipers
What's a matter with you, are you brain dead or something
Nah, I left mine at home didn't I, it seemed like the best thing to do
Here don't worry about Dominic girls, its nerves
This time next week my son you're going to be a local hero
A living leg end
When you walk into the pub they're going to point at you and say "Look there goes Dominic, the man who led the Inter City Crew raid on the Buccaneers, he's going to fly the flag in Europe"
Well either that or you'll be dead it's difficult to say really
Anyway lets cut the bollocks
Are we going to have this team photo or what
Right everyone hold something
Oh God not another orgy mate
Don't muck about Snowy
Alright
But I'll give you a good run mate
Right lets be having you
Oi take it easy with that Trig
Come on hurry up hurry up
Don't be so lippy
Get it right Alright, alright
Give it some, go on give it some
All look vicious
Come on Bill, come on Bill
You're pathetic
Come on Bill, come on hurry up, alright here we go here we go
All for one and one for all
We'll break your legs
Great mate that will come out a treat, come out a treat mate
I don't know what we're getting so excited about, you forgot the flash
Why so unhappy girls
Look it ain't bottling Bex it's it's just
It's just bloody stupid that's all
I mean it was daft enough 11 of us going to Birmingham right, and now there's only 6
It's just suicide Bex
So I'm daft now am I
No look he didn't mean it like that Bex Well it sounded like it to me
Bex
I thought you told me this man was well hard, eh
Yeah Bex he is, he is
Except I've got this aversion to getting myself killed yeah
'mon, come on
Lets have you
Come on lets have it
You don't talk like that to me, see
'cause you ain't earned the right
I'm going to give you a little lecture now Dominic
Do you know what Sociology is
Eh I do, I've got an A-level in it, clever git aren't I
Sociology is the study of social problems
Now you, you got a big social problem boss
Come on Bex, we're on your side
Well you've got a funny way of showing it ain't you
You see Dom, Simon and Beef can run away, they live ten miles out
Y'know they can hide if they want to, but you
This is your Manor, you've got to walk up and down the street every fucking night
and you're going to see me everywhere
and I don't like seeing people who let me down 'cause it makes me mad
So you're in
Both of you
Right up the pointed end
That's peer group pressure that is
It's a real bastard
Alright, you alright
Right lads back in the toybox, come on
You alright son
Yeah mate
Y'know he was right, you should of used the flash
Dad do us a favour, get the hoover out
I'll put the kettle on as well if you like
2 sugars
There we are
Off to work we go, eh Bexy
Hi ho
Who is it Police love, can you open up
What, you got a pass or something We've got a warrent, can you open up please
What for
Does Clive Bissell live here
Yeah why
We've got a warrent to search the premises, and we would like to ask him a few questions, that's all
Any chance of coming in
Hey hold on a minute there's a baby up there
Are you Mrs Bissell
yeah
Better get your hubby up love, my freind can be a bit rude
My hubby is well gone, love
What
Watch my lips
He is not here
You, out
Anything Nothing
Station Nothing there either
Got to be inside then isn't it
What, is he off his head or what
I told you Bexys bottled it
Are you sure
On my life, he ain't here
I told you he would boss
Right
Lets do it
Where is he He's nowhere near, he's bottled it
What's Bexy done
He's bottled it
What has he done
He's bottled it
I can't hear you
He's bottled it
Bottled it, Yeti he's bottled it
Yeti Yeti Yeti
Come on then, all of you
Bexy
Oh come on
Oh bloody hell not you lot again
We're going to Europe to do the Europeans, is that plain enough for you, alright
All of them, all of them
All of them
Hold up, hold up
For me, for me I'm going for Bexy 'cause he was top boy,right
Yeah that's right
He didn't die in vain, because we will come together
Right the Buccaneers, the I.C.C. y'know we're all here
Hornchurch, don't forget the Hornchurch
We're all here
and we're all going to Germany, we're all going
Well it's dog eat dog isn't it, it's dog eat dog
Well y'know, one man steps on my toe, I step on his, y'know what I'm saying
Hold on hold on, it says in the Bible, an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth
Well that's what we're going to do
So in a way we're all Christians
Yeaaaah
He was visionary and he wanted a national Firm
He had brains
Yeah, and you had to come in on it 'cause it was visionary
He sorted it, for all of us Yeah,the man was special
Bexys Firm But he lives on, Bexy lives on
Bexy lives for all of us
He's not dead, you can't say he's dead. We're carrying him, how can he be dead, because it's about belonging
It's about belonging, it's about belonging and we all feel like we belong, y'know because of him, you can't say he's dead, we still belong.......BEXY BEXY
No, listen, it's unfortunate I got this, but it's a buzz, we love doing it
and we'll do it, an we'll do it anywhere, we'll go to Europe an do it or we'll do it in this country and they're not going to stop us
Oi oi oi listen i'll tell you something mate, shut up right
I tell you something, if they stop it at football, stop the rucks at football, we go boxing, we go snooker, we go darts
Look at that, look at that, that's football
What does that prove
What do you mean it proves, it proves I stood, it proves I stood It proves he's a hardman
See that, that's what it's all about mate, that's what it's all about
England England England
But we won 2 world wars..........
Here we go, here we go, here we go